Church Sucks!

At least when Mr. Energy is not feeling like sitting still.

I enjoy church - most of the time. I enjoy reading the gospel. I enjoy trying to be a good person, but when you've got a kid who just isn't cut out for sitting and all you want to do is listen it can be a little patch of hell where heaven out to be.

He gets these moods where he just wants to laugh and whoop and scream as loud as he can - because he's happy. And it just so happens that he also understands that one way to escape a quiet place is to let out a whoop and a holler.

Oh well, I'm sure that he's already got a space reserved in heaven and certainly doesn't need the preaching as much as the rest of us.